IPad vs Rock Side by Side comparison

Recently i received a Side by Side comparison (Ipad vs Rock) where the IPad was declared the winner by a factor of 1 point. However IMHO i found it was unfair to leave best rock's attributes out of the item list:

Here is the Original item list i received in a mailing list (which its not from my authority):



Here are the Rock's attributes they left out IMHO:

• Can be use as a Defensive Weapon
• High Impact Resistant
• Water Resistant
• Fire Resistant
• So easy to use, it doesn't come with User Manual Documentation.
• Doesn't need Battery to Operate
• Its available to all Man-kind without a cost (its Free)

If you think about it, the IPad is a Rock derivate with less functionality, so for me the Rock can be declare a real winner.